I used to be mature. I came here. Now I make “that’s what she said” jokes. FML
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I missed class because I was in the shower and realized that Voldemort had stolen my shower gel. FML.
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This college is a waste of money. The girls are hairy, the guys smell, and everyone is either too stoned to go outside or everyone here lives like hermit crabs. Fuck My Life.
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I lost credits in my program for an unexcused absence. I tried to get to class, but Snorlax was blocking the way and I left my PokeFlute at home. FML
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The cause of your death
Shit yeah!
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Anonymous
QQ stop doing acid stupid fuck
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Anonymous
You: My favorite person ever. You single? ;D
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Anonymous
You, my good sir or madam, win.
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Original Poster
Yes. I’m single. =)
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My boyfriend wants us to move in together. I think Im into women, they are scary. fml.
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Anonymous
Go for it! I promise we women won’t bite…
unless you want us to.Seriously though. Don’t stay in a relationship your not happy being in.
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I’m reading Evergreen FML again…FML
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I’ve become that girl who fucks him and then makes him a sandwich. FML.
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Anonymous
Hoe foshooo ahahahaha
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Anonymous
I need you in my life.
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I’m in a Peter Bohmer class. FML
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Anonymous
I am too
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I woke up from a bad night of partying and went outside to smoke. I opened my pack of cigarettes (under the smokers tent) and instead of cigarettes found lots of weed and five dollars and twenty-five cents. FML.
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anonymous
Even better.
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fiendin'
Why is this a bad thing.
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I think there should be an act of congress forcing people to update their facebook relationship statuses so that when you get up the nerve to ask them out they don’t go “oh yeah, I’m dating somebody yo”. Fuck my liiiiiiiiiiiiiife, y’alls.
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Anonymous
nah, because then they might just turn you down for some other reason, besides, quit facecreeping
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Anonymous
this man or lady is correct.
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Today Howard Zinn Died. You know… 10 days before he was scheduled to come and speak at Evergreen. Almost everyone I know already bought their tickets. FML.
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Toots
I was so fucking sad!!! He is the reason why I wanted to pursue a real education!!
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I’m obsessed with Susan Boyle. FML
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I’m obsessed with Susan Boyle. FML
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I hooked up with an absolutely gorgeous and incredibly sweet guy after a party and can’t get him off my mind. I just got out of a long ass relationship. And I just learned my hookup has probably slept with every other girl in the school. FML.
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Anonymous
looks like youve also got every STD known to man, then, this place is like a dirty bed of aids.
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Original post
IS IT REALLY??????????? I’m actually quite terrified right now. Used a condom though!!
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While drunk, I made out with a really, really cute guy (who I kind of liked a little bit.) I’m such a pussy, though, that I don’t know if I’ll ever get up the nerve to ask him to hang out sober. Things are now a bit awkward. FML.
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Anonymous
Don’t use the word pussy so negatively.
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Anonymous
What’s to lose? Grow some balls and talk to him.
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Anonymous
You can call someone a dick and it’s fine, but the second pussy is mentioned in a derogatory way people start turning into fem-nazi’s. Fuck this place.
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Transferswork 10:55 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink |
Go somewhere else? Don’t waste your money if you don’t love it.
Anonymous 11:22 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink |
pussy
annon 7:52 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink |
You are completely right, the hairy bitches is enough to scare any straight normal man away…. fuck this college and it’s antics.. These acid kids will have a hard time finding a job at even McDonalds with the work ethic i’ve witnessed while attending this “College?”
Anonymous 8:14 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink |
i thought college was about learnin’, so maybe judging its worth based on women and men is kinda silly
Anonymous 9:08 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink |
I didn’t realize that you were paying tuition for good company.
gtfo 12:23 am on February 14, 2010 Permalink |
Shut up and gtfo.
Anonymous 5:27 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink |
Hair is there for a reason. Its the leaf around the flower, the lawn around the house.
legshavingshowertaker 12:25 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink |
Did you ever stop to wonder why the hairy and smelly choose to be? Oh? Making personal choices because they don’t support the norm… and think for themselves? Or have a different idea of beauty than you? OR just don’t give a damn how society says they should appear?
Yea.. I totally see why a school full of hairy and/or smelly students attempting to think for themselves instead of swallowing what the majority says whole without questioning… is a negative thing… Actually I don’t.. .damn.