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  • I used to be mature. I came here. Now I make “that’s what she said” jokes. FML

    February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
  • I missed class because I was in the shower and realized that Voldemort had stolen my shower gel. FML.

    February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -2

     
  • This college is a waste of money. The girls are hairy, the guys smell, and everyone is either too stoned to go outside or everyone here lives like hermit crabs. Fuck My Life.

    February 4, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -13

     
    • Transferswork 10:55 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Go somewhere else? Don’t waste your money if you don’t love it.

    • Anonymous 11:22 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      pussy

    • annon 7:52 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You are completely right, the hairy bitches is enough to scare any straight normal man away…. fuck this college and it’s antics.. These acid kids will have a hard time finding a job at even McDonalds with the work ethic i’ve witnessed while attending this “College?”

    • Anonymous 8:14 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i thought college was about learnin’, so maybe judging its worth based on women and men is kinda silly

    • Anonymous 9:08 am on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I didn’t realize that you were paying tuition for good company.

    • gtfo 12:23 am on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Shut up and gtfo.

    • Anonymous 5:27 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hair is there for a reason. Its the leaf around the flower, the lawn around the house.

    • legshavingshowertaker 12:25 pm on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Did you ever stop to wonder why the hairy and smelly choose to be? Oh? Making personal choices because they don’t support the norm… and think for themselves? Or have a different idea of beauty than you? OR just don’t give a damn how society says they should appear?
      Yea.. I totally see why a school full of hairy and/or smelly students attempting to think for themselves instead of swallowing what the majority says whole without questioning… is a negative thing… Actually I don’t.. .damn.

  • I lost credits in my program for an unexcused absence. I tried to get to class, but Snorlax was blocking the way and I left my PokeFlute at home. FML

    February 4, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -2

     
    • The cause of your death 7:21 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Shit yeah!

    • Anonymous 7:49 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      QQ stop doing acid stupid fuck

    • Anonymous 1:02 am on February 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You: My favorite person ever. You single? ;D

    • Anonymous 11:27 am on February 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You, my good sir or madam, win.

    • Original Poster 10:34 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Yes. I’m single. =)

  • My boyfriend wants us to move in together. I think Im into women, they are scary. fml.

    February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -6

     
    • Anonymous 2:09 pm on February 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Go for it! I promise we women won’t bite…
      unless you want us to.

      Seriously though. Don’t stay in a relationship your not happy being in.

  • I’m reading Evergreen FML again…FML

    February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
  • I’ve become that girl who fucks him and then makes him a sandwich. FML.

    February 4, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 7:50 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hoe foshooo ahahahaha

    • Anonymous 12:52 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I need you in my life.

  • I’m in a Peter Bohmer class. FML

    February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -3

     
  • I woke up from a bad night of partying and went outside to smoke. I opened my pack of cigarettes (under the smokers tent) and instead of cigarettes found lots of weed and five dollars and twenty-five cents. FML.

    February 4, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -12

     
    • anonymous 10:33 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Even better.

    • fiendin' 6:02 pm on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why is this a bad thing.

  • I think there should be an act of congress forcing people to update their facebook relationship statuses so that when you get up the nerve to ask them out they don’t go “oh yeah, I’m dating somebody yo”. Fuck my liiiiiiiiiiiiiife, y’alls.

    February 4, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 11:24 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      nah, because then they might just turn you down for some other reason, besides, quit facecreeping

    • Anonymous 1:00 am on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this man or lady is correct.

  • Today Howard Zinn Died. You know… 10 days before he was scheduled to come and speak at Evergreen. Almost everyone I know already bought their tickets. FML.

    February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     
    • Toots 11:25 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I was so fucking sad!!! He is the reason why I wanted to pursue a real education!!

  • I’m obsessed with Susan Boyle. FML

    January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -4

     
  • I’m obsessed with Susan Boyle. FML

    January 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -4

     
  • I hooked up with an absolutely gorgeous and incredibly sweet guy after a party and can’t get him off my mind. I just got out of a long ass relationship. And I just learned my hookup has probably slept with every other girl in the school. FML.

    January 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 8:55 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      looks like youve also got every STD known to man, then, this place is like a dirty bed of aids.

    • Original post 10:48 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      IS IT REALLY??????????? I’m actually quite terrified right now. Used a condom though!!

  • While drunk, I made out with a really, really cute guy (who I kind of liked a little bit.) I’m such a pussy, though, that I don’t know if I’ll ever get up the nerve to ask him to hang out sober. Things are now a bit awkward. FML.

    January 27, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -4

     
    • Anonymous 10:30 am on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t use the word pussy so negatively.

    • Anonymous 12:51 am on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What’s to lose? Grow some balls and talk to him. :)

    • Anonymous 10:03 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You can call someone a dick and it’s fine, but the second pussy is mentioned in a derogatory way people start turning into fem-nazi’s. Fuck this place.

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