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• I had to eat at the greenery tonight. FML

  November 10, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I lost credits in my program for an unexcused absence. I tried to get to class, but Snorlax was blocking the way and I left my PokeFlute at home. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • The cause of your death 7:21 pm on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Shit yeah!

  • Anonymous 7:49 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    QQ stop doing acid stupid fuck

  • Anonymous 1:02 am on February 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You: My favorite person ever. You single? ;D

  • Anonymous 11:27 am on February 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You, my good sir or madam, win.

  • Original Poster 10:34 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yes. I’m single. =)

• Today, My RA sat me down to talk about “how bad and how often I smell”. FML

  November 21, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Boogie 9:12 pm on November 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    wear some fuckin deodorant then jesus christ it’s not that hard

• Drunk dialed my professor. FML

  January 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I don’t want just hook ups anymore. I want a relationship, and everyone is amazed by this. Fuck everyone, and FML.

  December 15, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • intothewild 5:11 pm on December 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Good god, you and me both. Every male prospect has only been interested in sex, which is great and all, but damn, there’s got to be more than that. One would think a girl who can easily get dates could get a little more than that.

  • outofstock 10:15 pm on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah i’ve noticed that a lot of what our generation is about is sex and being unattached. it’s sad and quite unfortunate for those of us who still care and want the depth.

• My class is named madness and creativity but really it should just be called puppetry. Fuck puppets. FML

  November 11, 2009 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:40 am on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Amen to that. ibetiknowwhoyouareomgi’mtotallyinyourclass

  • Anonymous 11:57 pm on November 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    For real, fuck puppets.

  • Anonymous 12:03 am on November 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    For real, this is bullshit.

  • Anonymous 8:12 pm on November 28, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I LOVE PUPPETS! Take a different program FYL

• After failing to gain the attention of the Magic the Gathering nerds post-flash, I decided to undress and do “caramelldansen” in the window. They still didn’t look. FML.

  November 12, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:57 am on November 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    bullshit

  • Roommate 8:25 pm on November 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    So not Bullshit! I watched her do this and I’ve flashed them too!

  • blaaaah 2:13 am on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    maybe you aren’t as interesting as you think

• every girl i like is STRAIGHT. FML.

  December 8, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My room mate left for the first time this year to visit his family. As a prank, I duct taped his mattress to the ceiling. Then I remembered I go back home every weekend…FML

  November 19, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i threw-up at the corner store. FML

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• The lazy fucking kid who made this site is too fucking stoned to update it, fuck his life. I noticed this. FML

  December 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i missed watching a cop do the electric side because i decided to go home early. FML

  December 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Are 90% of Evergreen freshman really just idiots that think they can take shrooms every day and still manage a degree? FML

  January 21, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 6:37 pm on January 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how does that even affect your life?

  • Anonymous 2:21 am on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s why 90% of them never finish….

  • Anonymous 3:02 am on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it’s possible!

  • erudite 3:03 am on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it’s possible

  • i'll affect your life with my dick. 11:18 pm on February 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I have to go to school with them.
    And deal with their perma-fried bullshit.

• I believe in monogamy, but other guys don’t seem to. Yes, that’s right: I’m gay, single, and living in a promiscuous world. FML.

  December 2, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • The Ice Queen 10:10 pm on December 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Sorry

  • hella Cj 9:43 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I am in the same boat…Evergreen surprises me in the lack of mature queer guys…

• I’m a student worker on campus, FML.

  December 2, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +13 / -3