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• I haven’t been with a girl since high school. Where are all the dykes I keep hearing about? FML

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I don’t do drugs or drink and I go to Evergreen. FML

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Accidentally took someone’s virginity, they didn’t tell me until after. Because we were super high I gave them a lecture about how they should have saved it for marriage. FML.

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i threw-up at the corner store. FML

  April 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was expecting a large sum of money on my birthday.. however it has been delayed with processing… mind you this is the only money just out right given to me… except because it was late, i didn’t get to pay my amazon bill.. so now that’s doubled… and to top it off… I’m out of herb… FML.

  February 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:20 pm on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    u are addicted to pot???? that is illegal@

• I am in love with my best guy friend. Damn friend zone. FML.

  February 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• instead of doing something normal, I’m reading evergreen fml. Dude, FML!

  February 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• people smell bad. then i get nauseous. fml

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i failing at a school that doesnt give grades. FML!

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:19 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I wonder why.

• I still love him… but he’s working back home and I’m here going to school… We’re both needed in our places… so obviously impossible to be together. I broke up with him to avoid further stress and pain. FML

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Great. Now he’s dating the girl he had an emotional affair with before he dumped me. But that’s not why he refuses to talk to me and asks me to leave his house and not come back. Right. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I can’t stop thinking about a girl…
  she has a boyfriend…
  I am a lesbian.
  fml.

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 12:23 am on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Seriously, you should speak on it. Your going to regret it if you don’t, cause you never know what her deal is.

• I am not an important part of anyone I knows life. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I caught my bf on sexyfuckbook.com. He told me I’m fat. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m falling for a guy who is still in love with his ex… fml.

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -2

   

  • Canary 7:27 pm on March 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I know how you feel.